THUMBS could have been cooked up in Hitchcock's febrile imagination... if he was channeling Carl Hiaasen. Modest, sweet Catherine seeks more attention from Jack, her stinking rich 80 year-old huseband, the self-proclaimed inventor of sexting... who has, unfortunately, gotten involved with a blackmailing personal assistant, strange Italian sausages, a dominating German housekeeper, assassins in kinky boots, and a sadistic, revengeful killer. Catherine's dementophobia escalates until she is convinced by a cuckolded hitman that she needs to get a life. Her smitten, but timid journey hopes to thwart the blackmailers, while two devil-fearing sanitation workers have a better idea. In a bold move to rescue what's left of her life and sanity, Catherine becomes a killer's bait. What could possibly go wrong?